Sorry to Manchester United Fans, Mkhitaryan will be out until Boxing Day – Mourinho

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Mkhitaryan will be out until Boxing Day – Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has said that Henrikh Mkhitaryan is likely to miss Manchester United’s next two matches after he picked up an injury during the 1-0 home victory over Tottenham. The Armenian winger gave United the lead after 29 minutes of Sunday’s Premier League game to build on his recent string of encouraging performances, but had to be carried off on a stretcher after going over on his left ankle when challenged by Danny Rose in the 85th minute. Source: Onefootball

Uyui: Ahmed Amasha (DC Suleiman Kumchaya ndiye alimpa Jina “Mathematician” Likadumu

"The Mathematician"

The Mathematician”

Ahmed Abdul Thabit Maarufu kama Amasha, ni mmoja wa wachezaji wachache mahiri ambao klabu ya Yanga na Taifa hili limeweza kuwapata katika historia ya Soka la nchi yetu. Beki Mahiri, mwenye akili na ujuzi ambaye ni mmoja wa Nyota kadhaa waliong’ara katika ulimwengu wa Soka la Tanzania wakitokea mkoa wa Tabora. Wengine wachache ni pamoja na Abdallah mwinyimkuu (Pele wa Gongoni) na Marehemu Said Mwamba Kizota (RIP), Hamis Kinye na wengineo wengi ambao wametikisha katika Anga la soka la nchi hii na hata nje ya mikapa.

Amasha, kutoka mtaa wa Salmini, chemchem Tabora ambaye alipata masomo yake ya Sekondari katika Shule ya Kazima ya Tabora alikuwa akiitwa mathematician kutokana na uchezaji wake mahiri lakini sio wengi wanaojua chimbuko la jina hilo. Jina hilo lilitokana na jinsi Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Tabora Mheshimiwa Suleiman Omar Kumchaya wakati huo akiwa mtangazaji wa Radio Tanzania Dar es Salaam (RTD) sasa hivi TBC TAIFA.

Ilikuwa ni katika mojawapo ya mechi za mpira wa mguu ambazo Mheshimiwa Kumchaya alikuwa akitangaza. lilitokea tukio moja ambao Ahmed Amasha alimpiga chenga mchezaji wa timu pinzani. Kwa namna aliyoipiga chenga ila Suleiman Kumchaya alitangaza redioni kuwa chenga ile kwa namna yoyote isingeweza kupigwa na mtu asiyejua hesabu. Alirudia kauli ile tena na tena na akasema kwa vyovyote iwavyo Ahmed Amasha ni lazima awe mwana mahesabu vinginevyo asingeweza kuipiga chenga ile. Tangu wakati ule jina la Mathematician likadumu na kustawi katika uchezaji wake mahiri katika soka.

Yapo mengi ya kujifunza kwa wachezaji wetu na yapo mengi ya kusimulia kutoka kwa vijana shupavu wa nchi hii wengi wakiwa kutoka Tabora ambao mchango wao katika Taifa letu utabaki kama kielelezo cha umahiri na kupigiwa mfano. Asante sana Ahmed Amasha Mathematician.

Kombe la Dunia 2014 (WORLD CUP FOOTBALL – LIST OF TV RULES FROM MAGANGA FERUZI)

WORLD CUP FOOTBALL – LIST OF TV RULES FROM MAGANGA FERUZI

Dear Wife, Partners and colleagues

1. From 12 June to 13 July 2014, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor….It won’t happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, it’s only a game”, or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?” because, the reply will be, “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as “Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.

Uyui: Bayen won the Super Cup

Bayen Munich survived by leveling during during stopwatch’s time of extra time and managed to win penalty shoot-out against Chelsea in a thrilling game of super cup match that ended early today. It was Chelsea who started to net home their first goal before Bayen equalized. It was again Chelsea who scored the second goal that looked to put the matter to bed before Bayen emerged in the dying seconds to level the game in the extra time. Lukaku would consider himself as unfortunate after his penalty was saved by Bayen goal keeper but all in all that was a game and only one time was to emerge as a super champion of Europe.

Uyui: Salute to Simba Asst Coach Jamhuri Kihwelo “Jullio” despite loosing a game over Yanga

Jamhuri Kihwelo ni Mwanamichezo wa kupigiwa mfano.

julioo the real footballerNilikuwa naangalia pambano la Simba na Yanga mwanzo hadi mwisho. Niliona kitu kimoja nadra sana kuonekana katika soka la Tanzania, hasa katika miaka ya karibuni. Ni Julio. Jamhuri Kihwelo, kocha msaidizi wa Simba na mchezaji wa Zamani wa timu hiyo na timu ya Taifa. Mara baada ya kipenga cha mwisho aliingia uwanjani kuwapa moyo wachezaji wake na pia kuwapa mkono wachezaji wa Yanga. Kuna vyombo vya habari vilionyesha akiongea na Nadiri Haroob (Canavaro wa Yanga). Wakati watu wengine wakitoka nje ya uwanja kwa hasira au majonzi, Jullio, kama kamanda alijua kuwa kushindwa pambano sio kushindwa vita. Alichokifanya kwa wachezaji wake wa Simba ni kikubwa, aliwapa moyo hasa ikizangatiwa kuwa wengi ni chipukizi na damu changa. Kwa Yanga aligusa pia yonyo zao kuwa huu ni mchezo na sio vinginevyo. Wengi hawawezi kufanya yale aliyoyofanya Julio hata kwa kuigiza. Wengi wa viongozi hukimbilia kutafuta visingizio hasa kwenye soka letu hili. Si lazima tujifunze kwa makocha wa nje kwa kila kitu. Somo la Julio lisipite hivihivi, bahati njema Uyui tumeona na tumeona haya ndio mambo ya kuigwa. kikubwa ni kujipanga kwa sababu Simba akinyeshewa mvua bado ni Simba yule yule na Siku akayonguruma, mcheza akakuwa nani?Kufungia Stori 1

Uyui: Ngassa where the heart is……!!!

Kufungia Stori 1

ULIPO MOYO WA NGASSA NI KATIKA JENGO HILI. TUNAWEZA KUWEKA UBISHI WA KINAZI AU KULAZIMISHA VINGINEVYO….LAKINI WAKATI KAMA WATU WAZIMA TUTAFAKARI HILI

Makao Makuu ya Klabu ya Yanga-Jangwani

Makao Makuu ya Klabu ya Yanga-Jangwani

Kufungia Stori 1

Uyui: Super Mario Happy with debut

Balloteli afurahia mwanzo mzuri Italia: super mario

Mario Balotelli admits he wasn’t expecting to start, let alone score a brace on his Milan debut. “I’m happy it turned out like that.”SuperMario was meant to be on the bench, but thrown into the starting XI when Giampaolo Pazzini hurt his thigh in the warm-up, going on to score both goal in 2-1 win over Udinese.“I was supposed to be on the bench, but then Pazzo hurt himself so I played instead,” Balotelli told Sky Sport Italia.

“I’m happy it turned out like that, as I put in a good performance. We are strong in attack, even if I haven’t played much and feel my legs are heavy. I must work to improve my fitness levels. “It is a good start, but now I must continue scoring goals. We created a great deal this evening, but Daniele Padelli performed some good saves.“We deserved to win and in the end we did it.Sourcce: http://bleacherreport.com

Uyui: Weekend Sports Round-Up (Michezo mwishoni mwa Juma)

Balotelli takes swipe at English
culture
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Super Mario

Super Mario

Mario Balotelli admits he will miss Manchester City after his deadline-day move to AC Milan but the Italian on Friday took a firm swipe at English culture. The 22-year-old completed his move from the Etihad Stadium to the San Siro on Thursday, and speaking at a press conference on Friday Balotelli pulled no punches over his turbulent two-and-a-half-year stint away from his homeland.
He said: “I have to say thanks to all the City fans because they’ve been very nice to me and they always supported me in the good and in the bad moments. And I have to thank my team-mates, and the manager. Everything else, I’m happy that I left England.

Ferguson surprised by Beckham switch.

Beck and FergSir Alex Ferguson was taken aback by David Beckham’s decision to join Paris St Germain for the remainder of the season. The former Manchester United and England midfielder had been training with Arsenal after leaving LA Galaxy in November but opted to join the rich French outfit in the most eye-catching deadline day deal. Ferguson was not surprised at Beckham spurning offers to return to the Premier League, however, the Scot did not expect him to turn up in the French capital.”I was surprised. I didn’t see that,” Ferguson told MUTV. “I didn’t think he would join an English club. He always said he wouldn’t after his career with United and he was true to his word. But I don’t think anyone saw PSG coming.”
Source: London evening standard

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Uyui: AFRCON 2012 Adebayor now ready in combat for his country

 

Mwanandinga Adebayor sasa yuko tayari kuipigania nchi yake katika 

michuano ya AFCON 2013.

 

Mwanandinga Emanuel Adebayor sasa  Adebayo in full combat for his Country towards  AFCONyuko tayari kuipigania tena timu ya taifa lake la Togo katika michuano ya Kombe

la Afrika ya AFRON inayotarajia kuanza tarehe 19 mwezi huu nchini Africa ya Kusini.  Kabla ya uamuzi wake huo, kulikuwa na hati hati kama mshambualiaji huyo wa Spurs angerejea kwenye timu yake hiyo ya Taifa na kuichezea tena.

Usalama wa Timu na maslahi ya wachezaji ni mambo yaliyokuwa yakizungumzwa. Kumekuwepo pia jitihada mbalimbali za kumshawishi kurejea tena zikiwemo Jitihada binafsi za Rais wa Togo. Hatimaye jitihada hizo zimezaa matunda baada ya mchezaji huyo kukubali kurejea tena kikosini. Awali kocha wake ABV alisema asingemzuia kama mchezaji huyo angeamua kuchezea timu yake ya Taifa.

The Togo Skipper Emanuel Adebayo is  now red and ready in combat to fight for the glory of national side on the forthcoming AFCON 2013 scheduled to start on 19 January, 2013 in South Africa. Some of the papers has described his decision as a U turn one, but by and large the most important thing for any hero is to defend his country and this is the message that Uyui is reading from Adebayor. It is a new beginning with pride for all Togo.

  

Uyui: Simba yalala kwa Mtibwa

Simba lost to Mtibwa… but shouldn’t lose a lesson.

Washakibiki wa Simba wawe na subira timu yao inapoteleza

Simba yalala kwa Mtibwa

Simba Sports Club, lost 0-2 to Mtibwa Sugar of Morogoro. Winning and losing a game or ending up in a deadlock in a football game is what football is all about, after all, thats what is expected. We are tempted to come up with this story simply because Simba was the only unbeaten team in the Vodacom Premier League, before tamed by Mtibwa today. Before the game, Simba had a series of deadlock games. In Tanzanian soccer politics someone will have to be sacrificed. It happened to Yanga and Azam who sacked their Coaches after being defeated in crucial matches, hope it will not happen to Simba’s coach. Once beaten, twice shy. Simba has already lost a game it should not further lose the lesson from its recent trend. They need to be sober and analytical rather than jumping to a conclusions which often lack basis

Simba imefungwa na Mtibwa sawaaaa hatuna tatizo…. tatizo ni kuwa wamejifunza nini???.

Katika Ligi Kuu inayoendelea hapa Bongo, hatimaye Timu pekee iliyosalia bila kufungwa ya Wekundi wa Msimbazi, hatimaye imesalimu amri kwa wakata miwa wa Mtibwa kwa kufungwa magoli mawili kwa bila (2-0). Kwenye mpira matokeo yoyote hutegemewa na pengine hiyo sio sababu iliyotufanya tuandike habari hii. Kilichotufanya kuandika ni namna timu kubwa kama Simba, Yanga au Mtibwa zinapofungwa tu hasa mechi muhimu hutafuta njia rahisi ya ufumbuzi. Mara nyingi huishia kufukuza makocha. Hii imeshatokea kwa Yanga na Azam. Sidhani kama itatokea kwa Simba. Simba wanao wajibu wa kutulia zaidi na kutafuta chanzo cha timu yao kuwa na sare za mfululizo kabla ya kufungwa.

Simba yalala.

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