Sorry to Manchester United Fans, Mkhitaryan will be out until Boxing Day – Mourinho

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Mkhitaryan will be out until Boxing Day – Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has said that Henrikh Mkhitaryan is likely to miss Manchester United’s next two matches after he picked up an injury during the 1-0 home victory over Tottenham. The Armenian winger gave United the lead after 29 minutes of Sunday’s Premier League game to build on his recent string of encouraging performances, but had to be carried off on a stretcher after going over on his left ankle when challenged by Danny Rose in the 85th minute. Source: Onefootball

Uyui: Ahmed Amasha (DC Suleiman Kumchaya ndiye alimpa Jina “Mathematician” Likadumu

"The Mathematician"

The Mathematician”

Ahmed Abdul Thabit Maarufu kama Amasha, ni mmoja wa wachezaji wachache mahiri ambao klabu ya Yanga na Taifa hili limeweza kuwapata katika historia ya Soka la nchi yetu. Beki Mahiri, mwenye akili na ujuzi ambaye ni mmoja wa Nyota kadhaa waliong’ara katika ulimwengu wa Soka la Tanzania wakitokea mkoa wa Tabora. Wengine wachache ni pamoja na Abdallah mwinyimkuu (Pele wa Gongoni) na Marehemu Said Mwamba Kizota (RIP), Hamis Kinye na wengineo wengi ambao wametikisha katika Anga la soka la nchi hii na hata nje ya mikapa.

Amasha, kutoka mtaa wa Salmini, chemchem Tabora ambaye alipata masomo yake ya Sekondari katika Shule ya Kazima ya Tabora alikuwa akiitwa mathematician kutokana na uchezaji wake mahiri lakini sio wengi wanaojua chimbuko la jina hilo. Jina hilo lilitokana na jinsi Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Tabora Mheshimiwa Suleiman Omar Kumchaya wakati huo akiwa mtangazaji wa Radio Tanzania Dar es Salaam (RTD) sasa hivi TBC TAIFA.

Ilikuwa ni katika mojawapo ya mechi za mpira wa mguu ambazo Mheshimiwa Kumchaya alikuwa akitangaza. lilitokea tukio moja ambao Ahmed Amasha alimpiga chenga mchezaji wa timu pinzani. Kwa namna aliyoipiga chenga ila Suleiman Kumchaya alitangaza redioni kuwa chenga ile kwa namna yoyote isingeweza kupigwa na mtu asiyejua hesabu. Alirudia kauli ile tena na tena na akasema kwa vyovyote iwavyo Ahmed Amasha ni lazima awe mwana mahesabu vinginevyo asingeweza kuipiga chenga ile. Tangu wakati ule jina la Mathematician likadumu na kustawi katika uchezaji wake mahiri katika soka.

Yapo mengi ya kujifunza kwa wachezaji wetu na yapo mengi ya kusimulia kutoka kwa vijana shupavu wa nchi hii wengi wakiwa kutoka Tabora ambao mchango wao katika Taifa letu utabaki kama kielelezo cha umahiri na kupigiwa mfano. Asante sana Ahmed Amasha Mathematician.

Kombe la Dunia 2014 (WORLD CUP FOOTBALL – LIST OF TV RULES FROM MAGANGA FERUZI)

WORLD CUP FOOTBALL – LIST OF TV RULES FROM MAGANGA FERUZI

Dear Wife, Partners and colleagues

1. From 12 June to 13 July 2014, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor….It won’t happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, it’s only a game”, or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?” because, the reply will be, “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as “Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.

Uyui: Bayen won the Super Cup

Bayen Munich survived by leveling during during stopwatch’s time of extra time and managed to win penalty shoot-out against Chelsea in a thrilling game of super cup match that ended early today. It was Chelsea who started to net home their first goal before Bayen equalized. It was again Chelsea who scored the second goal that looked to put the matter to bed before Bayen emerged in the dying seconds to level the game in the extra time. Lukaku would consider himself as unfortunate after his penalty was saved by Bayen goal keeper but all in all that was a game and only one time was to emerge as a super champion of Europe.

Uyui: Salute to Simba Asst Coach Jamhuri Kihwelo “Jullio” despite loosing a game over Yanga

Jamhuri Kihwelo ni Mwanamichezo wa kupigiwa mfano.

julioo the real footballerNilikuwa naangalia pambano la Simba na Yanga mwanzo hadi mwisho. Niliona kitu kimoja nadra sana kuonekana katika soka la Tanzania, hasa katika miaka ya karibuni. Ni Julio. Jamhuri Kihwelo, kocha msaidizi wa Simba na mchezaji wa Zamani wa timu hiyo na timu ya Taifa. Mara baada ya kipenga cha mwisho aliingia uwanjani kuwapa moyo wachezaji wake na pia kuwapa mkono wachezaji wa Yanga. Kuna vyombo vya habari vilionyesha akiongea na Nadiri Haroob (Canavaro wa Yanga). Wakati watu wengine wakitoka nje ya uwanja kwa hasira au majonzi, Jullio, kama kamanda alijua kuwa kushindwa pambano sio kushindwa vita. Alichokifanya kwa wachezaji wake wa Simba ni kikubwa, aliwapa moyo hasa ikizangatiwa kuwa wengi ni chipukizi na damu changa. Kwa Yanga aligusa pia yonyo zao kuwa huu ni mchezo na sio vinginevyo. Wengi hawawezi kufanya yale aliyoyofanya Julio hata kwa kuigiza. Wengi wa viongozi hukimbilia kutafuta visingizio hasa kwenye soka letu hili. Si lazima tujifunze kwa makocha wa nje kwa kila kitu. Somo la Julio lisipite hivihivi, bahati njema Uyui tumeona na tumeona haya ndio mambo ya kuigwa. kikubwa ni kujipanga kwa sababu Simba akinyeshewa mvua bado ni Simba yule yule na Siku akayonguruma, mcheza akakuwa nani?Kufungia Stori 1

Uyui: Ngassa where the heart is……!!!

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ULIPO MOYO WA NGASSA NI KATIKA JENGO HILI. TUNAWEZA KUWEKA UBISHI WA KINAZI AU KULAZIMISHA VINGINEVYO….LAKINI WAKATI KAMA WATU WAZIMA TUTAFAKARI HILI

Makao Makuu ya Klabu ya Yanga-Jangwani

Makao Makuu ya Klabu ya Yanga-Jangwani

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Uyui: Super Mario Happy with debut

Balloteli afurahia mwanzo mzuri Italia: super mario

Mario Balotelli admits he wasn’t expecting to start, let alone score a brace on his Milan debut. “I’m happy it turned out like that.”SuperMario was meant to be on the bench, but thrown into the starting XI when Giampaolo Pazzini hurt his thigh in the warm-up, going on to score both goal in 2-1 win over Udinese.“I was supposed to be on the bench, but then Pazzo hurt himself so I played instead,” Balotelli told Sky Sport Italia.

“I’m happy it turned out like that, as I put in a good performance. We are strong in attack, even if I haven’t played much and feel my legs are heavy. I must work to improve my fitness levels. “It is a good start, but now I must continue scoring goals. We created a great deal this evening, but Daniele Padelli performed some good saves.“We deserved to win and in the end we did it.Sourcce: http://bleacherreport.com

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